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Making Easter eggs is fun but, if you’re anything like me, your crafting skills may be lacking. Which is why I think these printable Adventure Time egg costumes are kinda brilliant.

The Lumpy Space Princess is my personal favorite, but they’re all really cute and very manageable, even for craft noobs like myself. Plus they’re free to download and print.

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hot dog in a sausage bun

When hot dogs are grilled just right, they can be a treat beyond comparison. The experience only gets better when you wrap them with bacon. But what about ditching the bread bun and replacing it with more meat? It doesn’t hurt to try, and The Vulgar Chef dove right in. He split a bacon cheddar sausage down the middle and sandwiched a bacon wrapped hot dog in it. I have two words for this: Oh. My.

(via Gizmodo)

birthday pancake dog

While we’ll never know why this dog reacted the way it did to the birthday pancake, you can’t help but add your own comment.

“I said I wanted waffles”

“Fire bad!”

“I don’t eat GLUTEN.”

“I wanted a pony!”

and so on.

Feel free to add your own caption in the comments.

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alien facehugger egg cake

When you sit down to enjoy dessert, the last thing you want to consider is whether a Facehugger will suddenly explode from the center of the cake you’re about to eat. However, if you were feasting on this Alien egg cake by Choccywoccydoodah, that concern is all you would focus on. The chocolate treat was made for the Alien: Isolation video game team, and as far as we know, no one has been consumed by a fully grown Xenomorph. Yet.

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Not to gross you out or anything, but Buzzfeed recently created a video that featured 14 anonymous confessions (posted via Whisper) from fast food employees about how gnarly the industry is. Honestly, some of them are pretty unsettling, so just make sure you’re not munching on some McDonald’s fries while you’re watching this one.

Watch the video after the break (slightly NSFW language)…

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axe to the peep

When your kid loves the colorful Peeps that show up every year around Easter, there’s only way to make him or her come home sooner: kill the Peeps. Imgur user happymoosecaboose says his/her dad started a new tradition for spring by buying a package of Peeps and executing one each day in increasingly gruesome ways until happymoosecaboose comes home for the holiday.

Since I can’t stand Peeps, I wholeheartedly approve of this tactic.

See an entire gallery of the sugar-coated crime scenes after the break.

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It’s back! Starting on April 21, KFC is reintroducing the infamous Double Down, the fairly intense bun-less, double-chicken fillet sandwich that baffles and frightens vegetarians around the world. It’s been around since 2010, but U.S. availability has been limited in recent years.

On a side note, the return of the Double Down will likely take a little wind out of Domino’s sails after they recently introduced a monster chicken dish of their own: a pizza with fried chicken instead of a crust.

(via Gawker)

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It’s clear that Michelle Clausen enjoys tinkering with treats and turning them into little pieces of pop culture art. Case in point: Stormtrooper Peeps. She uses a variety of melted candies, chips and bark to create the troopers, along with candy wafers or food gels to add in any extra details.

Check out some more Stormtrooper Peep pics after the break…

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Yes, that man extremely intoxicated. There’s also a fence in his way and it’s causing him a lot of trouble, but a charitable individual shows him the secret of the rusty green fence and everything ends on a happy note. Yay!

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