Bacon Scented Underwear Will Make You Truly Irresistible

bacon underwear

I don’t know how to write this post without being wildly inappropriate. However, the official description reads thusly:

Lovers of naughty bits and breakfast rejoice – introducing Bacon Scented Underwear! Marrying the ultimate in comfort and cured meat, J&D’s Bacon Scented Underwear represents the gold standard of meat-scented luxury undergarments. It’s like a hot frying pan in your pants.

Science tells us that 45% of Canadians prefer bacon to sex – and now new generations of Canadians won’t have to choose. Because with Bacon Scented Underwear, you won’t know where breakfast ends and your lover starts.

Apparently, the bacon smell should last between six months and a year with regular washing. Speaking of washing, you should probably do a little of that for the rest of your body so as not to compromise the bacon-y scent. Can’t have your Canadian breakfast lover going vegetarian now can we?

Product Page: Bacon Scented Underwear for Men / Bacon Scented Underwear for Women ($19.99)

(via Mashable)

Related Posts On That's Nerdalicious:

comments powered by Disqus