I can see it now: this Bluetooth Banana Phone handset will become a successful Indiegogo project. Apple will wait patiently to see if it gains traction before releasing their own version that’s shaped like an actual apple. It will still have to connect to your iPhone of course—because profits.
Just look at these cutting edge features:
- Talk Time: 10 Hours
- Idle Time: 70 Hours
- Built in rechargeable lithium battery w/ micro USB
- Qualcomm Chipset: certified conflict free components
- Environmentally conscious 100% recycled ABS plastic
- Volume control (+/-)
- Home Button: Outbound Call/ Answer/ Bluetooth pair (Activate Siri or Google Assistant)
During the Indiegogo campaign, you can get your very own Banana Phone for only $40 with shipping slated for September.