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Carrying Case Protects The Nuclear Donut

The president’s nuclear codes are written on a “biscuit” carried in a bag dubbed “the football”. Biscuits are tasty, so you don’t even want to know the power of a single donut carried in a case. You don’t even want to think about it.

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