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Chopsticks For Pirates


Listen up, ya scurvy Internet scum. If ye be after sushi the size of a Spanish galleon, then you’ll be needin’ the assistance of Captain Peg Leg Pirate Chopsticks. He be 7 inches tall, and he can help ya snatch up any tasty sea treats of unusual sizes that ya might find. (Yarrr and other assorted pirate noises.) Oh, and remember to get plenty of vitamin C and stay away from anyone named Davy Jones too…yarr.

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