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Dexter Coasters In Stock

Hot off the truck in our Nerd Approved Shop—Dexter coasters!

Let visitors to your home know that spatters of any kind are unacceptable with this nifty set of 6 Dexter Coasters! You will not turn the other cheek, you will slice it! What civilized person puts a cup glistening with condensation on a bare wooden table? That’s why you need this set of blood-spattered Dexter coasters. (To put cups on, not to slice people with.)

If you’re a fan of Dexter, serial murder, blood spatter, or just clean coffee tables, you should get your hands on this set of coasters. They’re made of sturdy clear acrylic with various blood spatter patterns printed on them. Rubberized feet underneath protect your table from scratches and keep things from sliding around.

Dexter Coasters—$19.99

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