For those who refuse to pay absurd movie theater concession prices, the act of smuggling food has become an art. However, if your baggy pants are dirty and your wife/girlfriend’s pocketbook is off limits, you can still get the job done with this smuggling cane. Simply unscrew the top and you’ll have access to five 2-oz. containers that can be filled with your beverage of choice. All you need to pull it off is $70 and a convincing limp.