I’ve personally never been a huge fan of Christmas stockings. Not because I’m a Grinch, but because I tend to think of them as flimsy and I drop them and the fur gets dirty and mine never seem to last all that long.
Which is why I kinda love this Tactical Holiday Stocking from ThinkGeek.
It’s sturdy. It’ll hold up year after year. Even if it gets dirty, it’s black so you won’t notice.
It even has a carabiner on it so you can hang it pretty much anywhere and you likely have a much better weight tolerance than those loops on regular stockings.
Plus, it can be used all year ’round to carry MRE’s and candy stashes.
Product Page ($19)