Yeah, so this exists. All I can say is, I’m glad its a monkey and not a clown.
He glides through the cheese with the greatest of ease, all from the seat of his unicycle! Take hold of our Pizza Peddler Rolling Cutter and watch this monkey pedal his way through the crust and into your heart. His legs actually move as you cut! He’s soft, washable silicone with a stainless steel wheel for real cutting power.
Look for the Pizza Peddler to arrive this October.
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