Pic Nic Pants from Italian design company Acquacalda feature an integrated fabric table and drink holder so you can use your crotch as a proper serving tray. From Acquacalda’s website (translated):
“Fashion imposes forms to whom finding a function seems a must. Pic Nic pants take advantage of the usual cross-legged position to become a comfortable surface useful for the consumption of a meal outdoors. Laterally pants have an orientable pocket for drinks.”
Looks like it’s finally time to retire those Hammer pants and try something new.