The Enterprise and a Klingon Bird of Prey have traveled to an unknown planet covered in some sort of fabric with odd round platforms and structures that look like vessels of fluid. They do battle over giant slabs of meat.
This is the weirdest Star Trek episode I have ever seen.
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