Thief-Proof Toxic Waste Cookie Jar

Your strange, glowing cookies taste terrible, but ever since I started eating them I can fly. Not sure what that’s all about.

This Toxic Waste Cookie Tin emits a siren alarm and a flashing lights whenever the lid is opened, so you’ll know if someone is trying to pilfer your radioactive sweets.

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