Most Final Fantasy fans probably don’t know this, but chocobos are actually made up of mostly feathers, hard alcohol and a Red Bull-like substance. Science is amazing, right? Etsy Seller SportAdz came up with a neat flask that’s perfectly designed to hold what he calls the “Chocobo Energy Drink” (aka compressed chocobo sans feathers) and I, for one, am very excited to try it out.* The flask comes in a variety of colors too.
*I might have made up the whole thing about chocobos, but the flask is still very real.