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Titanium Straw…TITANIUM STRAW!


Plastic straws are for the weak. This straw will dominate your drinks and devastate your juice boxes. If someone around you needs an emergency tracheotomy, you can punch a hole right in his throat with this.

Before you click the link below you must ask yourself—are you man enough for a straw made from titanium?

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