Lucasfilm has approved it’s fair share of questionable merchandise, but this R2-D2 pizza cutter is particularly bad. It looks like a sticker was just placed on a white pizza cutter, and the only unique quality is that it emits bleeps and bloops while you cut pizza.
Look, I admit that I have a Star Wars merchandise addiction, but even I don’t need a pizza cutter that sounds like Artoo – at least, not one that looks this cheap. Unfortunately, being sensible with regard to merchandise isn’t exactly Disney’s strong suit either.
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