No I am not exaggerating. Shut up. No you shut up. Stop. I’m serious—an R2-D2 coffee press is the most perfect product in history. It just makes too much sense.
Let R2 help you navigate your mornings more successfully with this Star Wars R2-D2 Coffee Press. He’s happy to help a human in need. Put your grounds and boiling water in his glass body, brew for a few minutes, plunge, and he’ll serve up 32 oz. of piping hot coffee. For folks playing along at home, that’s 4 cups, so even if your motivator is so bad that the Jawas put you back on the scrap heap, he can still get you going.
The intro to Dexter would have been even better with this.
Star Wars R2-D2 Coffee Press ($39.99)