Gladiators were the sports celebrities of their time. If they existed today, I’m sure that the Gratiator Cheese Grater would be endorsed by a champion. I can picture the commercial now: the gladiator stands victorious over a wheel of parmesan. He looks up for the signal from the crowd and they respond with thumbs down. The gladiator could simply stab the cheese, but he chooses to grate it. A gruesome but fitting end for a competitor that didn’t put up a fight in the arena.
Gratiator Cheese Grater ($13.99)
(via Laughing Squid)