Jonathan Fallon

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If you live in the city, chances are you’ve never been able to gaze at the constellations and ask yourself why most look nothing like their names. Thankfully, Firebox has devised The Star Mug, which will provide an astronomy lesson while helping you caffeinate for the day ahead.

The product prepares you for your journey by arriving in rocket-shaped packaging, and when fueled with any hot beverage, the mug will take you on an educational journey to six of the most famous constellations, including The Great Dog, The Great Bear and The Lion. However, the trip to the aerial zoo will end in disaster should you navigate the mug through a dishwasher cycle.

Check out additional pics after the jump.

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Once again, Amy of Oh, Bite It! has provided the Internet with a simple but brilliant over-the-top recipe. This time it’s for glazed cannoli doughnuts, which are described as a “warm, flaky, buttery doughnut filled with that creamy Cannoli goodness that puts a smile on your face”.

She has also issued a warning about their great taste and rapid disappearance, as well as the potential of being hounded for the recipe should you decide to share them with others.

If you’re still game, the simple instructions can be found on Oh, Bite It.

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The Hollywood Kitty Company in Cleveland, Ohio believed that cats would enjoy a martini as much as some humans, and put their hypothesis to work by creating this 4-foot tall, customizable Martini Condo.

After the jump, you can watch cats partake in the feline wonderland’s two separate entrances, sisal scratch post and 36-inch diameter lounge area. In addition, humans can take advantage of the condo’s highly customizable design, choosing everything from the shapes of the openings to the color of the toothpick (although higher prices may be applied to the more complicated offerings).

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Those who are familiar with the older, infinitely funner episodes of The Simpsons may recall Homer’s snacking binge at the beginning of “Lisa the Greek”. Colorado production company CinemaRaven decided to reenact this bit of comedy gold in the third dimension, using a team of three people and some stop motion editing – resulting in the 9 second video after the jump.

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Enjoy a compilation of kitty kleptos after the break. They fearlessly employ swift, but entirely unsubtle, measures to partake in history’s greatest food.

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Is eating on a rollercoaster possible? YouTuber “DudeSons” decided to put it to the test (with permission, of course). As you’ll see after the jump, the answer is “kinda”. However, as a result, you will likely waste a ton of food and money while pissing off every passenger who is unfortunate enough to be sitting behind you.

Check out the experiment after the jump.

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These bizarre teacups are the work of Etsy seller VoodooDelicious. Unfortunately, the handmade items cannot be used for drinking and exist merely to enhance your decor and allow you to start uncomfortable conversations by introducing your pet octopus/Kraken/Cthulhu that can only survive in tea.

Numerous colors and poses are available, from a simple tentacle wave to the bashful peek-a-boo seen above. Check out some additional pics after the jump.

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YouTuber “How to Cook That” has demonstrated the creation of a Rainbow tie dye cake with a surprise heart inside – a masterpiece of multicolored cake mixes and fondant that will thrill little girls, hippies, and unicorns alike.

Check out the video recipe after the jump.

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As the image above illustrates, fitness doesn’t have a universal meaning. For food fanatics, the best workout involves the taste buds and is capped off by unbuckling a belt and unleashing an expanded gut. If you subscribe to this lesser-known definition, you can advertise the fact with this shirt, which is available in both baseball and conventional t-shirt styles.

Product Pages: (T-Shirt $28/ Baseball Tee $19.99)

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As you may know, Little Caesar’s Bacon-Wrapped Pizza is now a reality. If that didn’t cause you to instantly cover your screen with drool or abandon your computer to order one, you can test your willpower by checking out the following review from YouTuber “Daym Drops”, who managed to snag the day’s first pizza from his local Little Caesar’s before retiring to his car to deliver what is surely among the most impassioned, descriptive and humorous reviews in the history of food.

Check it out after the jump.

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