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Bacon Can Tell Your Fortune Now


Bacon’s magical powers aren’t limited to deliciousness. Apparently the slices of cured heaven can also tell your fortune, although at the expense of its edibility.

Fortune Telling Bacon is easy to use! Simply place the bacon strip in the palm of your hand and your edible desires shall be foretold…

Moves Left – Chewy Goodness; Moves Right – Crispy; Both Ends Move – Sizzling Hot; Sides Curl – Canadian; Flips Over – Spicy; Curls up Entirely – Greasy; Lies Motionless – Vegetarian

I’m not sure what type of fortunes those are, but if you’re interested, each pack contains 50 strips which are able to provide one or more “fortunes”.

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