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Bacon Stocking Reveals Your Deepest Christmas Wish

Drop Santa a not so subtle hint this year by hanging a bacon stocking on your mantle. If all goes well, you’ll wake up to find this 16″ felt sock packed with strips of cured meat. In case you’re wondering, its capacity is reportedly about four pounds – you don’t want to let that jolly bearded bastard screw you out of additional bacon bliss.

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