Jack In The Box is clearly planning world domination by making us all so fat we don’t care enough to move and fight.
What proof do I have?
Starting Thursday, they’ll be serving the Big Waffle Stack. This one handed breakfast of champions tucks eggs, sausage, ham, bacon and American cheese between toasted maple waffles.
How can I resist?
Also coming Thursday? Iced Coffee, Chili Cheese Wedges (topped with chili, cheese, onions and jalapenos) and Jack’s Big Stack: a double cheeseburger on toaster sourdough with American cheese, onion rings, pickles, mustard and mayo onion dressing. Check that out after the break.
See what I mean by world domination?
On the plus side, they’re here for a limited time. But my guess is they’re just saying that to lull us into a false sense of security.
Jack is my master now…