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PorkKleen Bacon Scented Hand Sanitizer Will Bring Your Power Beyond Your Wildest Dreams

With PorkKleen, your hand’s aren’t just clean—they’re pig clean. And I have a little secret for you—using PorkKleen could help you win friends and influence people. Hell, it might even make you the President. Think about all the hands candidates shake. If you shake a candidate’s hand and your hand comes away smelling like bacon, are you not going to vote for that person? Fuggedaboutit.

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