Realistic Bacon Silk Scarf: Yes, This Is Really Happening

You may not live in an area teaming with vampires, but you can still get people to look at your neck and drool by wearing this silk bacon scarf:

…In terms of a trophy the wearer overtakes the qualities of the slaid animal and blazons himself with the heroic hunting story. In doing so you can very well adorn yourself with borrowed plumes, this is, again, a question of taste.

Whatever. Bacon.

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