If you’ve perused the baconsalt website, then you shouldn’t be at all surprised to learn that a company who sells crazy sh*t like a bacon coffin or Baconlube would offer bacon shaving cream. In fact, some of you were probably waiting for the announcement. Well, here it is:
J&D’s Bacon Shaving Cream is a high end, luxurious bacon-scented shaving cream for all skin types. It is best used after a hot shower or before an important date with someone you may want to spend the rest of your life with.
If you want your face to smell like cured pork, you’ll have to act fast, because word has it that only 2,500 jars are available.