The smell of bacon frying in a pan is heavenly and now you can smell just as good with Power Bacon Deodorant. Yes, this is deodorant that smells like bacon. It’s bound to have people flocking to your cubicle at work with visions of pork products dancing in their heads. It does, however, come with a stern warning.
Using Power Bacon will probably make everyone drawn to you like you were the most powerful magnet on Earth. And by everyone, we mean friends, acquaintances, beautiful strangers, dogs, bears, swamp alligators, lions and even pigs. It’s like an aphrodisiac for your armpits. But use your new power wisely, because with great bacon power comes great baconsibility.
For all day meat-scented protection, apply liberally to your underarms or private areas.
That’s the price you’ll have to pay for smelling like the best food on earth.
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