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Study Shows That a Bacon Tampon Stops Nosebleeds

Not only is bacon the most beloved food on earth, it is also a miracle product that will stop nosebleeds:

“A new medical study conducted by Detroit Medical Center recommends a method called “nasal packing with strips of cured pork” as an effective way to treat uncontrollable nosebleeds. Cured salted pork crafted as a nasal tampon and packed within the nasal vaults successfully stopped nasal hemorrhage promptly, effectively, and without sequelae …”

Makes you wonder how the hell people figured that one out.

(via Tosh.0)


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