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Woman Steals Bacon To Support 28 Pint a Day Drinking Addiction

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An unemployed woman in England with a string of prior theft convictions was recently busted for stealing ten packs of bacon in order to support her insane drinking habit, which consists of up to 16 litres of alcohol daily. To put her drinking into perspective, The Sun reports that she sinks more than the drink-drive limit EVERY HOUR of the day.

Not surprisingly, the woman was completely sh*tfaced at her sentencing. So much so that she had to ask reporters what her punishment was afterwards.

Although experts believe the woman should be dead, Dr Robert Lefever attributes her survival to the fact that she “has trained her body by drinking every day. She is the equivalent of an Olympic athlete when it comes to drinking.” Lefever also stated that her body would not cope if she suddenly stopped.

The woman was quoted as saying “I’m going on detox next month.”

(via NTDWA)

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