As you probably already know, your standard Xenomorph would sooner drool acid all over your face than help you with your refreshing beverages. So if you’re looking for an Alien to help beer you up, it just isn’t gonna happen.
But that’s going to change really soon. This “Alien” bottle opener is the perfect tool for the Xenomoprh fan who wants a helpful alien friend, but doesn’t want a chest-burster implanted inside of them. The mouth can open bottle tops, and the head is small enough to fit in your hand. And there’s zero acid included. It’s totally perfect!
You can preorder the opener now for shipment in May 2014.
Product Page: ($17.99)