Instead of offering space for normal things like your keys, wallet and phone, Zane Lamprey’s Drinkmaster Hoodie ensures that booze can be carried with you wherever you go. It packs a beer koozie pocket, bottle opener zipper, built-in non-slip drinking gloves, flask pocket, and of course, a Snappable I.D. pocket. Hopefully it also has a built in nutshot machine that will drop you to the ground if you try to get behind the wheel.
Check out a blueprint of the features after the break.