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The Situation Signs On As Spokesman For Devotion Vodka

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Jersey Shore douchebag “The Situation” will be earning a $400,000 signing bonus for pushing a new Vodka called “Devotion” containing a clear protein called Casein, which can decrease fat and increase lean mass if coupled with a weight training program. However, if all the liver killing, mind altering properties of alcohol are still present, this is still a far cry from health food.

(via TMZ)


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