Goth Lattes Are The Antidote To Unicorn Frappuccinos

Last month goth waffle cones made big waves on the Internet, and now we’ve learned that goth lattes are popping up in coffee shops and restaurants. I assume that the activated charcoal they contain will help soak up the poisons you ingested with Starbucks’ Unicorn Frappuccinos.

A rather gorgeous charcoal latte don't you think? At @rawberryjuice earlier with my gorgeous mom, the best place in #winchester 🙂 I turned 27 today homies, it sure feels like I should have achieved a lot more by now but isn't that just an illusion we all fall for… I love life, I get to live and that is really all I want. It's easy to want for more and I do all the time, I put unspoken pressure on life, people, situations that I always want to be "better". Ahh… Dear ego: it's your birthday today too and I wish you a chill mindset.. I wish you to relax, smoke a cigar, watch a sunset and read a good book once in a while. You'll feel how good it is to just be and breathe sometime. Night hobbitses. #itsmybirthday #happybirthdaytome #birthdaygirl #omedetougozaimasu #rawberryjuice #plantbased #charcoallatte #veganfood #whatiate #mymomisthebest #loveyourself #minimalist #loveyourbody #selfloveprescriptions #veganlatte #loa #abrahamster #eckharttolle #goodnight

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These versions are ever so slightly optimistic:

Some clouds have charcoal linings ☁️☕️ @matcha_mylkbar : @fitniquemelbfoodie #regram

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