Mountain Dew addiction is no joke man. I know someone who once told me that halting the doing of the Dew was more difficult than quitting smoking. As proof, I submit the story of a 21-year old UK man that recently changed his name to “Mountain Dew Energy” based solely on his love for the drink.
‘I’m happy I’ve done it but some people think it’s a bit strange,’ said Mr Energy, who hails from from Carlisle, said with commendable understatement.
He added: ‘My parents have started questioning it and my girlfriend isn’t too chuffed – they think it’s bordering on an obsession – but it’s got a unique flavour.’
If your girlfriend isn’t mad now just wait until you propose. I don’t think many women would be excited at the prospect of becoming “Mrs. Energy.”