‘Star Trek’ Borg Cube Coffee Mug

borg cube mug

The best part of waking up is assimilation in your cup.

Unfortunately, since you are separated from the Collective and your human physiology is asserting itself, you may be required to take in nutrients if you do not have ready access to an alcove. That is why we have provided you with a Star Trek Borg Cube Mug during your time away. It will remind you of “home” during your time with Species 5618, as well as provide you with any energy your human physiology may demand for its biological functions. We recommend you partake of caffeine, a molecule which synthesizes in a particularly effective way with humans’ cellular chemistry.

Resistance against the caffeine is futile.

Star Trek Borg Cube Mug ($12.99)

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