Shoot sobriety in the face with the Gun Kool Koozie. Lock and load!
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With the Sidekick Shot Glass, you can take a drink then complete the experience with a small foodstuff that you stored away in the bottom compartment. Options include things like a mint, Pop Rocks or tightly packed bacon.
You could also enhance the presentation of the drink by filling the compartment with something like dry ice—or even an engagement ring. The dry ice idea looks awesome by the way. Check it out after the break.
In the rough-and-tumble world of culinary gang banging, you’ll need to do what it takes to survive. The Chefs preferred a well-balanced kitchen knife as their weapon of choice, but The Hamburglars (the fast food gang) were known to carry around the Switchblade Spork.
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If you’re looking for a drinking buddy to destroy your liver with, this Facebook-inspired doormat should do the trick. More likely than not however, what you’ll get is an endless stream of annoying conversations.
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Etsy sellers/Potters Jason and Jane Chischilly created a series of mugs based on “rhyton” drinking vessels, which were apparently common in ancient Persia. It seems ancient Persians weren’t concerned with putting their drink down.
A rhyton (plural rhytons or, following the Greek plural, rhyta) is a container from which fluids were intended to be drunk, or else poured in some ceremony such as libation (.libation (Σπονδή spondee in Greek) is a ritual pouring of a drink as an offering to a god or deity).
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Spock thinks your tuna noodle casserole is highly illogical. Flickr user kailand crocheted this potholder, and we can only hope she puts work like this on Etsy sometime in the near future.
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If you thought breaking through a few walls was bad, you don’t even want to know what Kool-Aid is like jacked up on caffeine.
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Super Ninja and White Rabbit have teamed up to fight hunger by safely (and adorably) securing your lunch. Plus, these cotton bags have drawstrings that can be wrapped around kid’s arms to double as a backpack.
Grab ‘em while you can because they are currently on sale for only $9.99 per set. That’s 33% off the list price.
Super Ninja and White Rabbit Lunch Bags—$14.99 $9.99 (33% off via Geekalerts)
We teased Ron English’s Fat Tony vinyl figure earlier this month, but we now have a much better look at it. Plus we finally have a price—$50 with a release in the 2Q of 2012.
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Vader likes his orange juice freshly force choked.
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