I am a fanatical Giants fan. My father got me watching the games with him at the beginning of the 86-87 season and by the time they got to the Super Bowl that year I was already hooked for life. Whenever they reach the big game we always throw a huge party, so we’re already hard at work making plans. If you had told me a month ago that the Giants weren’t really a bunch of bums, I would have planned ahead and ordered up some of these absurd gadgets to make the party even more fun.
Beer
Looking for something a little stronger than Butterbeer? Try a Hogwart’s Doubledortmunder Red Muggle Ale with a label inspired by Smithwick’s Irish Red.
This t-shirt is currently on sale for $12. Better grab it while you can because it disappears in around 24 hours.
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You want some thrilling heroics? Just give me a few Shiny Bocks and a silly hat.
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Starbucks explained that recently removing the word “coffee” from its logo freed up the company to branch out into new products. One of those products appears to be alcohol as the company looks to expand on this offering to new locations in Atlanta and Southern California. They also plan on boozing-up select Chicago locations by the end of 2012.
Starbucks began selling beer and wine in a handful of Seattle-area Starbucks locations starting in 2010.
“As our customers transition from work to home, many are looking for a warm and inviting place to unwind and connect with the people they care about,” Clarice Turner, Starbucks’ senior vice president of U.S. operations, said in a news release.
Starbucks noted that it does not expect to bring beer and wine sales to all of its 11,000 cafes, but it’s clear that they plan on taking the offering nationwide.
(via Reuters)
Cue lock-and-load montage only instead of guns and grenades it’s beer, condiments and grilling utensils.
The Grill Sergeant Apron features a bottle opener, 3 XL tool pockets, 4 sauce pockets, S&P spice pockets and an artillery belt that holds 6 beverage cans.
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Thanks to the included suction cup, you can take the Tub Mug into the shower with you and enjoy a frosty beer flavored with a hint of shampoo. Now all we need is some sort of waterproof sandwich holder and we can live in the shower full-time.
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When it comes to drinking, you’ll be the one stumbling off the top of the podium. You’re a true champion—and now you have the gold medal bottle opener to prove it.
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Chicken slow cooked in a crockpot with spicy taco seasonings and 3/4 cup amber ale, then topped with cheddar cheese, onions, lettuce, beans and more.
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This guy shows a bunch of Brits how we do things in America. Cue bald eagle passed out drunk in front of an American flag.
Check out the video after the break.
