Booze

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Different kinds of booze have different effects on your system and personality. Total Sorority Move imagines a world where the labels on the bottles are honest about what’s going to happen later in the night. Malibu Coconut Rum? It’s packed with sugar and will leave you bloated. Wine? That will leave you crying into your pillow. Choose carefully, folks.

See some more truth after the break.

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It’s allliivvveee! Yep, beer is a living thing, and the Sierra Nevada brewing company shot some footage of their Bigfoot Barleywine Style Ale being made in four open fermenters over the course of six days to highlight that fact. It’s pretty incredible to watch the so-called beer monster grow so quickly, and you’ll be pretty astounded when you watch this clip.

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After you’ve spent the whole day running at high speed, you’re going to be pretty thirsty. But not to worry! This Sonic Oversized Beer Mug can hold 1.5 liters of your favorite beverage which means you can kick that thirst to the curb in no time. This mug features both Sonic and his buddy Tails, and the Emerald Hill zone from Sonic the Hedgehog 2 is depicted on the side. Enjoy that oversized drink–you’ve earned it!

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If you want to make your own TARDIS and Dalek Jell-O shots, you’ll need this mold.

(via Reddit)

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So you’re planning a vacation to Dragonstone, are you? You’ll have fun. Of course, the weather isn’t great and it’s kind of remote. There’s also a certain Red Woman who likes to keep things a little too festive and fiery… but otherwise it’s fine.

If you visit Dragonstone, this Dragonclaw goblet makes a great souvenir. It’s absolutely perfect for raising a toast to the one true king (whoever that is) and it’ll be available for purchase in October.

Product Page: $29.99

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We all know that Homer Simpson’s more of a Duff beer guy, but I can think of two reasons why Homer would be all over these Simpsons-themed wine bottles designed by Constantin Bolimond. First off, uh, alcohol. Secondly, the bottles are designed to look like Marge and him, so it’s the ultimate form of flattery.

Constantin’s bottles were also inspired by Pieter Mondrian’s art, and while they’re only a concept for right now, we’d love to see them for sale sometime in the near future.

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I think this week’s “unnecessary spending” award goes to one “uhcougars1151″ from Houston, Texas. Recently, the Redditor indulged in some imbibing and used Uber for a ride to a nearby bar@mdash;and when I say nearby, I mean that Google Maps estimated that the 82-foot journey would’ve taken approximately one minute to walk. Maybe longer if he kept stumbling and falling.

And the cost? Well, despite using the “25 percent off uberX this summer” deal, the total fare came to $4.28. He admits:

“After a night of fairly heavy drinking, I woke up to find I took a very unnecessary cab ride.”

Yeah, I think unnecessary is a bit of an understatement.

(Reddit via Gawker)

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Now we know what the drink of choice is at Torchwood. Captain Jack’s Original Hypervodka is likely to wash away a day’s worth of trouble, and possibly transport you to another place in time entirely.

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This brawl between two drunk Russian guys is pretty funny to watch, but add in some Street Fighter sound effects and it’s hysterical. Watch as Vodkaman and Drunkenstein swing and miss, and miss, and then fall over on their faces. Really, someone needs to move that car out of the way before one of these guys decides to smash it in a bonus stage.

See both the original and Street Fighter version after the break.

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Looks like the Zombies are after our brains and our wine.

Indeed, the Zombie Hand Wine Stand holds one bottle of wine. So if you need more than one, you might have to dig up another corpse.

It has a velour bottom, which most zombies can’t say unless they died a pimp. The stand itself is made of polystone resin.

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