
If you’ve always dreamed of complicating food preparation by cooking it on a floating grill, this pontoon equipped “Floating Flamer” is for you. Eh, that whole thing about eating and swimming is probably a myth anyway.
Depending on storage space and the amount of food you want to cook, you can choose between the smaller “Topless” model, which can fit in a pickup, and the “Grand Flamer” which is a competition caliber BBQ equipped to handle long camping trips and larger crowds.
Additional details seem to be rather sparse, but details are available on the contact page for those seeking additional info.
Product Page: ($TBA via CoolestGadgets)

I am a fanatical Giants fan. My father got me watching the games with him at the beginning of the 86-87 season and by the time they got to the Super Bowl that year I was already hooked for life. Whenever they reach the big game we always throw a huge party, so we’re already hard at work making plans. If you had told me a month ago that the Giants weren’t really a bunch of bums, I would have planned ahead and ordered up some of these absurd gadgets to make the party even more fun.
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Cue lock-and-load montage only instead of guns and grenades it’s beer, condiments and grilling utensils.
The Grill Sergeant Apron features a bottle opener, 3 XL tool pockets, 4 sauce pockets, S&P spice pockets and an artillery belt that holds 6 beverage cans.
Product Page ($19.99)

The nerdy bachelor’s backup microwave.
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Stephen Colbert taught me that smashing your banana with a hammer is the easiest way to get it open. However, technological advancements in banana opening have made great strides in recent years, culminating in this monkey banana peeler design. It’s an invention that’s right up there with the iPhone as far as I’m concerned.
Product Page (€3,95 or $5 via BHAG)

Thanks to some mysterious witchcraft, Energia’s 100% paper Hexa Pot can be used to boil water and even do some cooking out in the wild.
The main intended use is for cooking liquid food such as water, coffee, milk, hot chocolate, green tea, etc. It has been tested to also be used for cooking pasta, soup, chili, shabu shabu, ramen noodles, or udon, etc., as long as it contains liquid.
The pots are ultra-portable, biodegradable and lightweight. The company behind them is looking to fund the project through kickstarter where you can nab 32 of the pots in exchange for a $75 donation. Check out the video after the break for a demonstration.
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Artist Mark Nathan Stafford drinks tea out of Dr. McCoy’s head every morning. Jealous?
Stoneware. Dimensions: 11 inches in height by 9 inches in width by 9 inches in depth. 2011. Pours from left ear.
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Think of it like a Foreman grill from brownies. The Brownie Bar Factory allows you to churn out six delicious brownie bars in 5-8 minutes—a lot quicker than a conventional oven. All you need are some big scoops of ice cream.
Product Page ($26.99)

NBC/Syfy currently has their Caprica Graystone toaster on sale for only $19.99. That’s 69% off the list price. A pretty great deal for a toaster that will burn an image of a Graystone U-87 Cylon right on your breakfast.
Caprica Graystone Toaster—$65 $19.99 (69% off)

It’s tricky to get a cup of noodles cooked properly. You can stop worrying though, some geniuses have invented a timer that will help you perfect this culinary treat. The best part about this robotic timer is that it looks like a cup of noodles. It’s like the Transformer you never knew you wanted.
See it in action in the videos (yes, plural) after the break.
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