Cooking Tools

deadpool spatula

There’s only one right way to make pancakes, and it involves this Deadpool spatula.

It also works great for flipping chimichangas. I even scratched my back with it one time and Deadpool still said “Mmm, Pancakes”. I’m pretty sure my back doesn’t taste like pancakes, so I don’t know what’s up with that. Maybe Deadpool thinks everything tastes like pancakes. Maybe he’s a liar. We’ll have to sauté some vegetables to find out for sure.

Deadpool Pancakes Spatula ($15.99)

pornburgerbook

Diehard burger fans are probably familiar with PornBurger: a slightly outrageous burger blog run by D.C. chef Mathew Ramsey. But for the uninitiated, PornBurger showcases sexy burgers that are so rich and tasty, your heart may actually explode.

If you can’t get enough of these crazy burgers, then you’ll be happy to hear that Ramsey has published a PornBurger cookbook. The book features 300 pages of sensual, puntastic recipes like the Bill U Murray Me? and the Spamela Anderson. Awwwww yeahhhhh.

Pornburger Cookbook: ($16.00)

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wow cookbook

The people who brought you the Official Game Of Thrones Cookbook are cooking up some of Azeroth’s best dishes in the new World of Warcraft Cookbook.

As someone who uses Ackis Recipe List to make sure she has all of the cooking recipes, I’m intrigued. I mean, certain recipes are pretty easy to recreate: Beer Basted Boar Ribs or Spice Bread, but I want to know how the heck you make Crunchy Spider Surprise!

Now that I’ve seen the recipe for Rylak Claws, I want to make them immediately.

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YouTuber “Tito4re” is giving the world a cookware casting lesson by creating an aluminum skillet using a cast iron example as a mold.

For those unfamiliar with the process, it involves (among other things) a wooden box, sand, more sand, pressure and molten metal. The video below documents the entire process, from creating the impression in compacted sand all the way to cooking an egg.

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Darth Grater

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The circle is now complete. When I left you, I was but the cheddar. Now I am the grater.

Star Wars Darth Vader Silicone Cheese Grater ($17.99)

unicorn kitchen top

Measure out one cup of glitter and one cup of sugar – mix with unicorn tears and pour the mix into the cupcake pan. Bake in the sun at the end of a rainbow.

But the icing is the best part…

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Technology has finally found a convenient way to quickly freeze water (and treats) in your fridge and it’s called “FreezTHAT!”

The tray employs a “unique triangular freezing design and internally sealed cooling gel. The cooling fluid stores up coldness from the freezer and rapidly releases it back into the tray, making fast-freeze possible.”

The 100% food-grade silicone tray can reportedly make ice cubes in a mere 10 minutes while also preventing odors from seeping into the final product. It is also said to be effective on fruits, herbs, and even hot drinks.

Check out the demo video below.

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hannibal recipe box

While I do not endorse the methods in which Hannibal Lecter obtained his delicious meats in his hit show (which ended far too early), there’s no denying that he had impeccable taste. Now, you can own some of his property thanks to the Prop Store‘s latest auction featuring a cavalcade of pieces from Hannibal set. Check out some select items from collection below, and start planning your table.

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Looking to appease the Great Old Ones? Well, you could help them conquer humanity, or you could whip up some Cthulhu-themed cookies with this silicone baking tray.

Just so you know, Cthulhu has quite an appetite, so you might want to whip up a couple million cookies if you want to avoid being slaughtered.

Cthulhu Cookies Silicone Baking Tray: ($12.99)

lolita lappin

The Japanese Lolita-style has many iterations in fashion, but I’m pretty sure this is the first time I’ve ever seen it cross over into cutlery. Two new “Lolita” blades made-to-order by fourth-generation Japanese blacksmith Shigeki Tanaka are being offered by Takumi Armory and they’re gorgeous.

The black Gothic-style “Juliette” has a butterfly-adorned blade etched with roses while the pink “Lappin” has hearts both etched and molded into the blade.

Given the prices, I’m sure the blades themselves are as sharp as they are pretty, but I’m not sure I’d have the heart to actually use them.

Check out another pic below.

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