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deadpool spatula

You know that sound your mac and cheese makes when you stir it? That sound is 1000% grosser thanks to this Deadpool spatula with a removable mask sleeve. Lose weight the Deadpool way!

Deadpool Spatula With Removable Sleeve ($11.99)

See Also: Deadpool Approves Of This Pancake Spatula

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Etsy seller RainbowRollingPins has some of the nerdiest rolling pins we’ve ever seen (and we’ve seen quite a few). The shop features a wide array of laser-engraved, custom rolling pins with themes ranging from Sailor Moon and Zelda to LEGO. Check out more examples below. [click to continue…]

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You know what would be perfect for a Game of Thrones finale-watching feast? Cookies. I don’t think you’ll find an authentic Westeros recipe in the official cookbook, but you CAN use this GoT-inspired embossing rolling pin to add a little flair to your cookies, crackers, pies, cakes and more.

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Frustrated with his inability to make smoked BBQ in his cramped home, one clever Japanese man decided to create a system that directs smoke from his shichirin charcoal grill to the oven vent above his stove.

The apparatus was created using duct tape, a couple of shallow plastic buckets and some aluminum tubing, and has reportedly allowed for an authentic yakiniku dining experience without that pesky carbon monoxide poisoning.

The internet has showered the creator with compliments, although there are clearly some drawbacks like, you know, plastic around fire and whatnot. Check out more pics below. [click to continue…]

pixar slow cooker

If you were unaware that a Pixar slow cooker came out back in February, then let me enlighten you. This wondrous product will imbue your stews with the magic of Pixar thanks to characters from such films as Toy Story, Finding Nemo and Wall-E.

Product Pages: Pixar Slow Cooker ($39.92) / Pixar Slow Cooker-Amazon ($35)

deadpool spatula

There’s only one right way to make pancakes, and it involves this Deadpool spatula.

It also works great for flipping chimichangas. I even scratched my back with it one time and Deadpool still said “Mmm, Pancakes”. I’m pretty sure my back doesn’t taste like pancakes, so I don’t know what’s up with that. Maybe Deadpool thinks everything tastes like pancakes. Maybe he’s a liar. We’ll have to sauté some vegetables to find out for sure.

Deadpool Pancakes Spatula ($15.99)

pornburgerbook

Diehard burger fans are probably familiar with PornBurger: a slightly outrageous burger blog run by D.C. chef Mathew Ramsey. But for the uninitiated, PornBurger showcases sexy burgers that are so rich and tasty, your heart may actually explode.

If you can’t get enough of these crazy burgers, then you’ll be happy to hear that Ramsey has published a PornBurger cookbook. The book features 300 pages of sensual, puntastic recipes like the Bill U Murray Me? and the Spamela Anderson. Awwwww yeahhhhh.

Pornburger Cookbook: ($16.00)

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wow cookbook

The people who brought you the Official Game Of Thrones Cookbook are cooking up some of Azeroth’s best dishes in the new World of Warcraft Cookbook.

As someone who uses Ackis Recipe List to make sure she has all of the cooking recipes, I’m intrigued. I mean, certain recipes are pretty easy to recreate: Beer Basted Boar Ribs or Spice Bread, but I want to know how the heck you make Crunchy Spider Surprise!

Now that I’ve seen the recipe for Rylak Claws, I want to make them immediately.

Here’s hoping you don’t have to kill vultures for small eggs. Check out some sample recipes from the book below. [click to continue…]

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YouTuber “Tito4re” is giving the world a cookware casting lesson by creating an aluminum skillet using a cast iron example as a mold.

For those unfamiliar with the process, it involves (among other things) a wooden box, sand, more sand, pressure and molten metal. The video below documents the entire process, from creating the impression in compacted sand all the way to cooking an egg.

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Darth Grater

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The circle is now complete. When I left you, I was but the cheddar. Now I am the grater.

Star Wars Darth Vader Silicone Cheese Grater ($17.99)