Drunken Misadventures

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Yes, that man extremely intoxicated. There’s also a fence in his way and it’s causing him a lot of trouble, but a charitable individual shows him the secret of the rusty green fence and everything ends on a happy note. Yay!

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I know drinking games are fun and I think we need one for Game Of Thrones because, well, GoT makes you need a drink more often than not.

But I’m pretty sure the rules of this drinking game by The Savory would result in alcohol poisoning.

Aw, what the heck. Valar Morghulis.

Head after the break to see the rules.

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It’s no laughing matter when you suddenly get a craving for your favorite food. In this case, that food would be tacos and the poor person suffering from a serious case of he munchies, redditor squirrelsoup, has a completely inadequate vehicle for managing the snowy roads. The solution? An eloquently crafted Craigslist plea:

Guys it’s snowing like a bitch outside, I’ve had a few drinks too many, and my sh*tty little hybrid douchemobile can’t possibly make it to the neighborhood Taco Bell in this weather. I need someone with a 4 wheel drive vehicle to come pick my drunk ass up, take me to the Taco Bell drive-thru, and drive me back home. Then we can hang out and play video games if you’re not a rapist. This is maybe 2 miles round trip. I’ll pay in tacos. or chalupas. whatever. Seriously my desire for tacos right now is totally unmanageable, so I’d probably even buy you a 7 layer burrito if you asked nicely.

I dunno. I think I’d need at least two 7-layer burritos to make this worth my time. Other people must have agreed because, in the end, he sobered up and made it there himself.

He ordered a “nacho loco taco, a crunchy taco, a soft taco, a chalupa, and some cinnabon bites,” in case you were wondering.

(The Daily Dot via Gawker)

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A man in Florida caught a 4-foot alligator in a park, and instead of calling Fish and Game, he walked into the nearest convenience store and tried to trade it for beer.

According to the Florida Fish and Wildlife Conservation Commission and security footage recovered from the store, the man approached the counter with a live gator tucked under his arms. He tried to bargain with the clerk, who instead decided to call the cops.

“This is absolutely bizarre. I can’t imagine somebody wanting to barter a live, 4-foot alligator for a 12-pack of beer. It makes no sense to me,” said a spokesperson for the commission.

Police confiscated the gator and cited the man for illegally capturing and trying to sell an alligator.

“[The gator] was pretty much in good shape, we didn’t notice any unusual conditions on it,” said the spokesperson, who also added, “I have never experienced anything like this in 25 years in law enforcement.”

If a 25-year veteran of law enforcement in Florida hasn’t seen something, you know it’s pretty damn crazy.

(NBC Miami via Consumerist)

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The Hungover Games parody brings together The Hunger Games and The Hangover into an actual movie coming out next year. It’s even got real actors like Tara Reid, Bruce Jenner and Jamie Kennedy. Okay, let’s not quibble about them being real actors and just go with it. There are also nods to Willy Wonka, Ted, Carrie, The Real Housewives, The Lone Ranger and heck, let’s just mashup all the movies!

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A 19-year old Australian girl named Hannah did a little imbibing, and the proceeded to write her “sober” self a number of messages to be read the following morning. Most of the notes are a tad bit confusing, but some of them (especially the one about washing her shoes) are somewhat helpful.

Quick side note: For being intoxicated, “drunk” Hannah has pretty decent handwriting. She must write these notes a lot.

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Five drunk Frenchmen and a llama named Serge walked into tram station–yeah, I wish that was the setup to a joke, but it isn’t. Last Thursday in Bordeaux, France, five heavily inebriated Frenchmen left their local discotheque during the wee hours of the morning and decided to make a pitstop at a nearby closed Franco-Italian circus to borrow a llama… because, booze, that’s why.

After borrowing Serge–who seemed to be A-OK with the whole llama-napping thing–the five friends walked to the Bassins à Flot tram station and went for a ride with their four-legged compatriot. The driver of the tram noticed that there was a llama on board and decided to notify the tram operator, who then called the authorities.

Officials from Keolis confronted the band of French merrymakers at the next stop, but somehow during the confusion of seeing a llama riding a tram, they all managed to escape. Their fugitive status was short lived however.

Lucky for them, the circus owner decided not to press charges.

[We’ve had] quite a few more people coming to see the circus show over the last few days, due to the incident,” Circus Owner Jean Beatour told TF1. “I have nothing against these lads.

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