Fast Food

What woman doesn’t dream of being whisked away by sexy Colonel Sanders? Go ahead—picture your mom in the strong arms of the Colonel as they share a passionate, greasy kiss. Now that you’re deeply disturbed, I should inform you that KFC has turned this tender, juicy fantasy into a novella that you can download for free on Amazon. The synopsis reads: [click to continue…]

Hot off the success of the “Suction Tube for Reverse Axial Withdrawal” (STRAW), the genius engineers at McDonald’s have turned their attention to the fork. The result, put simply, marks the dawn of a new age in utensil technology. Prepare to bask in the blinding magnificence of The Frork™. [click to continue…]

Starting today and running through May 22nd, Nintendo is teaming up with McDonald’s to promote the release of Mario Kart 8 Deluxe for the Switch with a series of eight Happy Meal toys. The lineup includes Mario, Luigi, Princess Peach, Bowser, Yoshi, Invincible Mario, a Red Koopa Shell, and a 1-Up Mushroom—each with its own special function (the translucent Mario lights up in different colors for example). You can even win a Nintendo Switch Mario Kart bundle. [click to continue…]

Burger King is getting into the fast food collaboration game with a Froot Loops Shake that they describe thusly: [click to continue…]

The surprise April Fools season 3 premiere of Rick and Morty took the Internet by storm, and now McDonald’s Szechuan McNugget Sauce might be coming back. If you haven’t seen the episode, you should know that these two things are related. Now, I don’t want to spoil the episode for you but… seriously…if you are able to eat McDonald’s Szechuan McNugget Sauce in the near future, you have Rick and Morty to thank. [click to continue…]

It’s that time of the year again. Companies have begun flooding the Internet with phony products and stunts to draw attention to their brand on April Fools Day. Some are more obvious than others—like Burger King’s Whopper toothpaste with “active Whopper extracts” and “Whopper diffusion technology”. If that wasn’t enough, the commercial appears to originate from Burger King France, and it has some weird English dubbing: [click to continue…]

McDonald’s has a reputation of serving some of the best fountain Coca-Cola around, and now we know the reason. [click to continue…]

One would have thought that the humble drinking straw had peaked in terms of innovation—but McDonald’s wasn’t satisfied. They sought a solution that would deliver optimal chocolate and mint flavor to customers enjoying their new Chocolate Shamrock Shake. To accomplish this herculean task, they employed a team of crack aerospace engineers to put their considerable skills to the ultimate test. [click to continue…]

McDonald’s is calling it a “Big Mac ATM” but, whatever you call it, the bottom line is that a real machine that’s dedicated to dispensing the Big Mac, Mac Jr, and Grand Mac spent an afternoon delivering free burgers in Boston yesterday. [click to continue…]

You may have heard that McDonald’s recently gave away 10,000 bottles of Big Mac Special Sauce as part of an in-store promotion. Naturally, this freebie promotion has turned out to be little more than than a source of revenue for eBay sellers. Currently, many of the bottles are hovering around $100-$150, with one ballsy individual trying to move bottle number #6104 for $50,000. I mean, it’s not even #1! We know from past experience that a collectible like that can actually sell for over $15K.

Big Mac sauce is little more than thousand island dressing people! Don’t be fooled!

(via Eater / Top Image: eBay/863jocelyn)

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