We’re only one month in to 2012, but we’ve already seen stories about sexual favors for Chicken McNuggets, a 17-year old girl that has eaten nothing but chicken nuggets for the last 15 years and a concept Nuggie blanket. Now we have a story from mndaily entitled “Chicken Nuggets, Punches Thrown In Dinkytown Fight”.
From the article:
A University of Minnesota student was assailed with a Chicken McNugget and punches at the McDonald’s in Dinkytown.
Early Thursday morning, a man threw a McNugget at the male student, who declined to comment on the incident, and started talking “trash,” according to the Minneapolis police report.
The student addressed the man to ask why he threw the food, when a second man walked up to and dumped a drink on him. The first man then punched the student in the face about four times, knocking his glasses off his face, the report said.
The only logical conclusion one could make here is that Chicken McNuggets are making people crazy. I mean, God knows what they put in those things. That having been said, it’s probably a good idea to avoid eating Chicken McNuggets when there is a full moon.
(via arbroath)
