Fox 31 in Denver decided to turn over coverage of the local St. Patrick’s Day parade to some random dude who proceeded to
yell report the hard facts about the day’s event accompanied by liberal use of professional terms like “wooooooooo” and “yeaahhhhhh”.
We learn that the St. Bernard is a good Irish dog because it carries whiskey, as well as the true spirit of St. Patrick’s Day, which is apparently different cultures gathering together to recognize superiority of the Irish. He also provided interesting details about his own experience, including the fact that he had been standing around for two and a half hours drinking beer and eating donuts… Journalistic Excellence.
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