After getting sh*tfaced, a 30 year old Florida man decided it was time for Taco Bell. After arriving at the restaurant and receiving his order, he promptly passed out… in the drive thru lane… with his foot on the accelerator. Thankfully, the car must have been in “park”, as the only side effect of this mishap was an engine fire.
When police arrived, they asked the man for I.D., at which point he presented them with a taco. After being informed of the taco’s ineffectiveness as a valid form of identification, the man proceeded to laugh and eat the taco. He was then arrested for DUI.