From Geek Girl Diva: Someone needs to snap this Digger up to write headlines, because he may have written one of the best I’ve read in ages.
“Couple arrested for driving 2 MPH to strip club on stolen Wal-Mart scooter”
There’s just something about that sentence that cracked me up.
Granted, he left out the fact that they were intoxicated at the time. I mean, that would have just been another plus to the readability factor.
But maybe he thought “Couple arrested after 2 MPH drunken driving spree to nearby strip club on stolen Wal-Mart scooter” didn’t have the same ring to it 😉
Oh, the humanity.