Recently in Australia, three drunken friends snuck past Sea World security, swam with the dolphins and stole Dirk the penguin (who was later returned unharmed). Upon coming to their senses, the trio apologized and turned over a video of their hijinks to a local news crew in an effort to make amends. However, it appears that charges will be filed as planned.
Perhaps they could pay the legal bills by selling their story to the studio currently preparing The Hangover III.
Check out the video after the break.