Doctors have warned 17-year old Stacey Irvine that she must change her unbelievably stupid diet or die after she was recently rushed to the hospital with breathing problems. That sort of thing tends to happen when you haven’t eaten anything but chicken nuggets and fries for 15-years.
“Shocked doctors learned of her habit when [she] collapsed and was taken to hospital after struggling to breathe. Miss Irvine, who has never eaten fruit or vegetables, had swollen veins in her tongue and was found to have anaemia…. But, despite being warned that she could die if she sticks to her nugget addiction, she still can’t resist the fast food.”
Exasperated with her daughter’s diet, Stacey’s mother gave up trying to feed her real food years ago. Now she wants her to see a specialist before it’s too late.
On that note, Stacey appears to have had an epiphany. After her ordeal she said “I am starting to realize this is really bad for me”. Indeed—nuggets can be a hell of a drug.