Yeah, so the Papa John’s Cinnapie pictured above that looks like dough dipped in radioactive mudslide sludge was the focal point of a very interesting discussion on Reddit. A delivery guy offered a simple solution to the problem:
As a former pizza delivery guy, I can confirm that toppings falling off a pizza is pretty common if the pizza isn’t allowed to sit for at least a minute or two before put into the car. Whether the pizza is in an insulated bag or not, 90% of the time it’s put on a car seat, which is slanted so all that cheese just slippery slides the f*ck right off that pizza bitch. That’s why I used to put a bottle in the nook of the seat, under the pizza, to keep the boxes level.
A second reader noted that he managed a pizza joint in Buffalo and requires that his drivers use a piece of 2×4 lumber to counteract the sloping of the seats. Either way, this is a simple trick that anyone transporting a pizza in their car should use.