Some intrepid Belgian inventor came up with this clever French fry vending machine, which serves up a bucket of beef-fat fried fries and a dollop of either ketchup or mayonnaise (but not both) in 90-seconds for €2.50. Sounds great, but I will say this: Once we get these machines Stateside I will start a petition to ban the option to have mayonnaise on your fries. Because that is WRONG in so many ways. You hear me? WRONG!