Hot off the success of the “Suction Tube for Reverse Axial Withdrawal” (STRAW), the genius engineers at McDonald’s have turned their attention to the fork. The result, put simply, marks the dawn of a new age in utensil technology. Prepare to bask in the blinding magnificence of The Frork™.
The genius of The Frork lies in its simple design. Basically, it’s a plastic handle with slots that transform fries into tongs that can be used to pick up any toppings that might be left behind when you order one of their new “Signature Crafted Recipes” burgers and sandwiches. They even got legendary pitchman Anthony Sullivan to promote the burgers and the Frork in the video above—so you know that everything is TOP quality.
The good news is that you don’t need to pay 10 installments of $29.95 to get your own Frork. The bad news is that the 1-800 number that McDonald’s pitches at the end of the infomercial for more information is perpetually busy. However, we hear that coupons for the sandwiches are involved along with details on the select McDonald’s locations that will hand out The Frork with Signature Crafted Recipes orders on May 5th.