If you live in Canada you may be aware of the fact that a cereal called Holy Crap actually exists. And by the looks of the ingredients, some serious crapping will definitely be in your future. From the product page:
Holy Crap breakfast cereal contains all natural ingredients (no GMO): organic chia, hulled hemp hearts, organic buckwheat, organic cranberries, organic raisins, apple bits, organic cinnamon. Our three main ingredients are some of the oldest perfect foods known to humans.
Product Page ($39.95 for 3 bags)